Monday 2 August 2010

12 minutes of conversation at 17:41

Helen

its fine there are thosands!

that wasnt right

thousands

17:42Me

thosands

ha

harrrrrharrrrr

17:42Helen

i think i need special spelling lessons before year 13

AHHHH YEAR 13

17:42Me

AAAAHHHH YEAR 13

AAKLFNNLDN,.BGDBKLASFD

17:42Helen

13 is my ultimate unlucky number, damn it

17:42Me

how is this

i can't even

akjsdlkngs

i can't be almost 18

it's just INSANE MAN

17:43Helen

i know i feel like a child

17:43Me

I AM A CHILD

I LIKE PLAYING GAMES

17:43Helen

no way am i driving, living on my own, fending for myslef

17:43Me

AND NOT HAVING TO HOLD RESPONSIBILITY

17:43Helen

i know!!!!

17:43Me

I CAN'T DRIVE

I CAN'T GO ON HOLIDAY ON MY OWN

I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE ON MY OWN

17:44Helen

we could actually go to prison

17:44Me

I CAN'T SIT IN A RESTAURANT ON MY OWN?!?!?!?!!1

OH LORD

17:44Helen

they wouldnt just blame out parents anymore

17:44Me

WE COULD GO TO PRISON

WE CAN DO ANYTHING

17:44Helen

hahahahahahaha

i wanna go to azkaban

17:44Me

....

17:44Helen

maybe not

17:44Me

HA

17:44Helen

but we have to pay bills

17:45Me

HOW DO WE EVEN DO THAT?

17:45Helen

i have absolutely no idea!!!!

17:45Me

HOW DO YOU EVEN DO ANYTHING

17:45Helen

im actually going to die

17:45Me

I CAN'T GO FOOD SHOPPING ON MY OWN

FOR MY OWN SELF

ALONE

HOW DO I GET A MORGAGE?

I CAN'T EVEN SPELL IT

17:46Helen

what even is a morgage

17:46Me

exactly

it's just a word

17:46Helen

and then!

we'll be getting married

17:46Me

how do i move away from everyone i knoq

17:46Helen

9-5 job

bored as ever

17:46Me

and make a billion new friends

17:46Helen

kids

grandkids

17:46Me

OH LORD

17:46Helen

DEATH

17:46Me

STOP IT

SLKDNGAKLSF

17:46Helen

where is time going!!!!

17:47Me

WHEREEEEE?

HOW IS IT ALREADY AUGUST

WHAT THIS FRICK IS THIS WORLD

17:47Helen

bejeezus 5 year olds dont know how easy life is at their age

17:47Me

IT'S NOT A LONG ENOUGH LIFE

I WANT TO GO EVERYWHERE

AND DO EVERYTHING

17:47Helen

me too!!!

17:48Me

i want to eat food so spicy my head falls off

and

and

and

swim in a lake

and

17:48Helen

skydive

17:48Me

climb the andes!

THE ANDES

17:48Helen

bunjee jump (maybe)

17:48Me

PERU

ARGH

17:48Helen

after peru it's time for uni

17:49Me

OH GOOD LORD

i'm 5

17:49Helen

can we just stay out there living wild in the forest

17:49Me

we can take a course at the university of life

we could just NOT GO

17:49Helen

haha

17:49Me

we have no obligation to go

17:49Helen

lets just explore th world

theres so much to see!

17:50Me

there is

and you know what

we are like the smallest planet

and we live in one of the smallest countries

and it freaks me out that i can still go to places in our small little country and be amazed by how different it is to anywhere else i've been

IN MY OWN COUNTRY

and then europe

well that's insane

and i've never been anywhere else

but how crazy must it be there?!?!?!

17:52Helen

i know we are so small

we are miniscule

17:52Me

then think of ants

LIFE FREAK OUT

17:53Helen

also, one tiny molecule tha makes up an object, imagine how many there are in the world

DEFINATE LIFE FREAK OUT

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